June 23, 2008

  • Things 4 year olds say that sound dirty but really aren't:

    Brandon's swim lessons started again tonight.  There are 3 boys in his class: Brandon, Devin, and some random boy we don't know.  We are pleased with this, as it gives both boys more one-on-one time. 

    After tonight's class, we went to Baskin-Robbins for ice cream.  Bran had two kiddie scoops, part of Melena's kiddie scoop, and some of MY scoops!  He then asked for MORE ice cream, and Craig promptly refused him.  I, on the other hand, ignored the request, because there's ALWAYS room for more ice cream, as far as I'm concerned! 

    Then I remembered that I hadn't had dinner, so we stopped at Wendy's for a few cheap burgers.  Melena was starting to sing in the back seat, and play with her sippy cup full of juice.  (There's a funny coming, I totally swear!)  So Brandon told her, and I quote:

    "Suck it!  Just put it in your mouth and suck it!  It will keep you quiet!"

    Of course, I tried very hard to hold all my shit together, stifling hysterical laughter as I said "No, that probably wouldn't keep her quiet!" while pondering the double entendre, and chuckling to myself as I think of him as an older, more grown-up Brandon saying that very same thing to some woman.

    I imagine he'd get socked in the face.

    Ahhhhh, the joys of being a mother!

Comments (2)

  • haha, that's better than my 4yr old always pointing with the middle finger.

  • I think I had that conversation once but knowing me I probably didn't sock the guy, good god I'm freakin' evil :)

    My boys are totally into weiner talk right now.  My weiner this and you're a weiner and weiner weinger weiner it's crazy!!  I keep telling them that "weiners" are private and they don't have to talk about them all the time.  I'm also peeved that some dumb kid at school told them all about weiners.   

    So, today I filled out the application for an apartment in KC and I gave my current landlord a heads up that come late August we'll be leaving.  We also sold Tim's pick up (FINALLY) and I have a moving truck reserved.  Tim said something about "hey do you think you might finally meet that Shelly isn't she the lady that sells vibrators" (MEN of course he's totally intrigured by the idea of me having a friend who sells adult toys).  So anyway we might be in Parkville in a couple of months and after 4+ years of mommy groups, emails, chats and blogs I suppose it would be cool to actually meet you but then again I'd totally understand if you thought I was too freaky for an actual face to face converstion.  It's been so long since I had a close friend I've forgotten who gets to fart first hehehehehehehehehe.

    later,

    DDW

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