November 20, 2007

  • They're horrible salespeople

    Craig and I are in a coffee shop, killing time while we wait to go eat lunch with Bran at his preschool.  There are about a dozen "business people" in here as well, conducting business.  Apparently, they represent a payroll / credit card processing company, and we're listening to them make cold calls trying to get people interested in their services.

    HOLY SHIT they're bad salespeople.  They're making me want to hang up on them, and they haven't even called me!  JEEZUS HAROLD CHRIST. 

    And the baby started whimpering.  One kept shooting "that look" over the booth at us, but then got up and moved to the other side of the coffee shop.  Hey, doodz, when I sat down, there was NOBODY IN MY CORNER.  It's not my fault you picked us to sit by.  I don't even THINK you want to tangle with a mama who doesn't get out enough AND who has loaded mammaries and knows how to use them.

    Come get it, bitches.

    Hey, this is my first liveblog.  Craig says "you're blogging about this, aren't you?".  I just looked blankly at him.  Why would I miss this opportunity?@!?!?

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Comments (2)

  • lol - I do that too! Blog about stuff that just happened. Think that qualifies us as addicted?

    ryc: since  age 12?? Holy crap. That must have sucked. Do you still have to take medications and crap? I know I embraced it because finally there was a reason for my absolute inability (regardless of what I did) to lose weight. After 7 years of dieting and working out and not losing 1 single pound I suddenly felt validated. The doctor talked about how it would be almost impossible for me to lose weight with PCOS and that it causes many women depression because of the frustration, I literally cried. My hubby always supported me, but I could tell by little things he said that he thought I just wasn't trying hard enough. We'd eat the same thing (me less than him) and work out together - he'd drop 10 pounds, I'd gain 1. It was so ridiculous. Anyways, sorry about the blog on your blog....

  • Why would anyone try to call people from a PUBLIC place?  No wonder they're horrible sales people. 

    I suppose I could do a live blog right now if I were to blog about my aching toe (I had an ingrown toenail but now I have a throbbing toe) don't have time because I have to get ready to go get the boys from school.  I try not to look too crappy when I have to spend 10-15 minutes standing around with other moms waiting for the munchkins.  Most of the time I would not win The Most Discombobulated Mommy Contest so I'm doing ok.

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