November 16, 2007

  • Newsflash!

    Apparently, some of my readers DID NOT KNOW THIS:

    I SELL ADULT NOVELTIES.

    Yes, folks, sex toys.  I have been doing this now for almost 3 years.  I go into peoples' homes, show my wares, play some games, educate the guests, and sell some toys.

    Srsly.  I love it, but I've taken a few months off; baby and all.  Visit www.kcpassion.com and see what I'm talking about. 

    Now you can't complain that you didn't know

    EDIT:  By the way, thanks for the "feel betters".  I feel a little better, but tired.  But not tired enough to put my PIECE OF CRAP FALLING APART LAPTOP away.

    I have duct-tape keeping the screen from flopping all crazy-like, for fuck's sake!

Comments (3)

  • Suddenly you're my favorite subscriber.

  • I am repressed about sexuality.  A dildo could never help.  It could, however, make me laugh until I threw up.

  • If it makes you laugh until you throw up, you're doing it wrong. And I don't have very many dildos - but a whole shitpile of vibrators. Those are much better. And orgasm cremes and head gel and lotion and glitter and and and...

    How do you think I managed to get pregnant with the baby?! Well, *besides* just having sex!

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